Friday, 12 June 2009

Free Poker Codes - Problem Gambling???

Okay this is my thought at present on free Poker Codes.

Have you ever had annoying emails hustling you for free money online.... designed to screw both you and mr Visa over?


I personally do not trust the internet for online Poker.... why... i'll tell you why...

I believe that playing poker online is one of the worst ways to learn poker, everyone is playing online, getting sucked into taking their credit cards out and sitting for hours clicking their mouses- not realising how much money they are spending, hitting rediculous amounts of bad beats on sit and gos or playing cash games (i'm talkin big cash games here) which tend to be just way too dodgy- with the amount of ways people can collude online (using messenger or simply using a shared university ip address) i just think these random number generators (audited by an independant commission -oh yeah... right....) or in other words a mathematical system of hands designed to get people to go all-in as quick as possible on the flop, so you can sit back down again on another sit and go and pay the 10 percent rake.

This is how internet poker sites make their money- getting you, the first time poker player to play as many times as possible, so your constantly being raked 10% on every game.

Exactly how many times have you played pocket kings and got beat by ace rag.. wtf, what a pile of fookin........????

Internet Poker is designed to get you to play like an asshole, simple as. There is no sitting in a proper card room, with real people, learning to play the game with older more experienced poker players with a set budget for a nights entertainment. The time you have to act on the internet is so little, that on a big hand- with a lot of chips, you cannot get a read on your opponent and are pressurised to try and remember who acted first and who re-raised who.

Live Poker is the answer... going to a real Poker Club or playing with friends.
This is the only way to learn the game, to realise what it is all about, and become a better player.

I come from Northern Ireland where Poker is a grey area of the law. I have played loads of sites online... i played them mainly for their poker bonus's- ie.
free 25 dollars to play etc.

The system i have to makin money is simple...... and i'm pretty pleased with its 100% success rate if applied correctly.

START get your bonus- sign up with a site..... not too difficult.

1. Get your bonus..... play a tournament, sit and go... whatever....

2. Double your money and cash out or if you lose it you lose it... f**k it
forget about it- do not , repeat DO NOT BUY ANY CHIPS FROM THE CASHIER.

3. Contact support...... go the main site where the assholes hustle you from.

4. Tell them you have a mental condition and shouldn't be gambling (pick your fav. mental conditon) - i usually pick bi-polar disorder and watch how quickly they will bar you from their site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....


...and take a minute to think about people with mental disorders, who play these sites and get screwed over.... is having a gambling problem a mental disorder... i think it probably is very close.

YOU'VE JUST MADE..... I DUNNO HOW MUCH MONEY.... FOR FREE..... could be ten pounds or twenty pounds... but you wouldn't find that on the street would you and you didn't lose a bean?

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now do this with every site.

Play a site- double up on 1 game- then get barred from that site so you
NEVER PLAY ON THEIR S**T SITE AGAIN.

Now you can go to the pub with your mates... and laugh about the new way you've learnt to prevent yourself from getting a Gambling Problem with this 100% fool-proof method of makin free money.
So go now.... sign up and screw them over and don't be greedy..... 20 quid is 20 quid and that gets you a good few beers.
Many thanks,
Mr Pete.